Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Ear Spacers


Congratulations, you have just ruined what little chance you actually had of getting a decent job. And no, head burger flipper at Hungry Jacks is not a decent job. First impressions last, so what respectable business would want it's potential clients walking away in disgust never to return again after being catered to by disfigured weirdo? None.

Imagine being represented in court by a someone with fucked up ear lobes. Ludicrous! 5 years of University won't stop the world seeing them for the bottom feeding rat bag they are.

What could possibly possess someone to mutilate their body in such a way? It serves no purpose whatsoever and looks terrible. The only positive thing about them is that they allow people to easily recognise the lowest rung of society.

I instantly lose respect for anybody with ear spacers/stretchers the moment I see them. Show me one reputable person with these atrocities and I will give you $1000 cold hard cash money.

I will take great pleasure in 10 to 20 years at watching tossers with droopy ears lining up at Centrelink for the bi-weekly dole cheque because no one is stupid enough to give them a job.

Enjoy your permanent fail!

6 comments:

  1. so your telling me you cant get a decent job having spacers? i work at an autoshop fixing cars and i have spaced ears bigger then the picture and your telling me you cant get a job?. i make good money and have my own place im not on welfare or anything so i think im fine. i play in a band aswell and for the most part thats the reason people space their ears. because it fits with the music and its there own diversity does it really matter what other people think of you? i get complements on my ears all the time and im not a "bottom feeding rat bag" as you so call put it. so maybe you should speak before you talk about something you know absolutely nothing about.

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  2. I stopped reading after you said you worked in an auto shop.

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  3. Know what, shut the fuck up! i Have ears like the guy in the pitchure, but a bit smaller. and We wont get decent jobs having spacers?. Funny that, im doing my 2nd year off law digree in university. I have a job as a tattoo artist and have a mitsubishi evo x 2009, and a honda repsol 1000rr fire blade. which ive bought my self by working hard. What you said: Imagine being represented in court by a someone with fucked up ear lobes. Ludicrous! 5 years of University won't stop the world seeing them for the bottom feeding rat bag they are. Im really a rat bag?. Im the top off my class, hold down a job, and have my own house. And im getting offerd 2 jobs for a lawyering company, as soon as i leave university. so i wont be in 10 to 20 years with droopy ears lining up at Centrelink for the weekly dole cheque because no one is stupid enough to give them me a job. News flash! Look at you! You make blogs about people who modify there body becouse they want too! I have 3 spaecers in one ear, and the same for my other ear. and i would love you to upload a pitchure off youre self on here. becouse i can bet any money, youre that guy in school that all the cheerleaders pick on, the footballers laugh at. and you walk about like this:
    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=nerd&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1C1AFAB_enGB455GB455&biw=1280&bih=685&tbm=isch&tbnid=PDnOWJTzmkr92M:&imgrefurl=http://thepondofponders.hubpages.com/hub/Pondering-The-Nerdy-Geeky-Snoty-Glasses-Wearing-Kids&docid=HuLLRKDlJLpQ-M&imgurl=http://s4.hubimg.com/u/2356891_f260.jpg&w=260&h=311&ei=hkRTT46fBuGg0QX6rvzcCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=379&vpy=328&dur=641&hovh=246&hovw=205&tx=120&ty=190&sig=108623187791005747590&page=1&tbnh=149&tbnw=109&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:0.

    I will give you $1000 Hard cash to meet me one day, ill take my spacers out. So i talk to you and youll see people with spacers are the same as every one else in life. just like to customize there body. Now go back and play halo, and call off duty!

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  4. I'm quite sure that someone doing a law degree can use proper spelling and grammar. Conversely, I nearly need a university degree to decipher what you wrote. "Lawyering" isn't even a fucking word.

    All I can tell from your rambling is that you are a brain-dead, body-modifying douchebag that masturbates to cars and has no grasp on the English language.

    One good thing about ear spacers is they immediately let me know that the opinion of the person wearing them is completely worthless. Therefore: nice try, but troll harder next time.

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  5. Youre just a sad fucking person, who cant lit any one else be happy. You think people with spacers are just a waste, I atchully want you to upload a pitchure off youre self becouse i can garantee youre a sad little geek who has no friends. looking throw youre other blogs youre just a sad fucking person, and i would type properly and with grammer. but why waste my time on people like you!

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  6. Well Kalom, if that is your real name (and I sincerely hope that it isn't), you think I'm sad? You're the one trying to defend the stupid choice to mutilate your body on an 11 month old blog post.

    I'm merely expressing my right to an opinion. If you don't like it, simply click the back button and resume pleasuring yourself to automotive pornography.

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