Here is an alphabetical list of names that no baby should ever be given. If you are considering calling a baby one of these names, please renew your prescription for the contraceptive pill.
BOYS
- Archer
- Archie
- Ashton
- Bailey
- Bodhi
- Byron
- Casper
- Cooper
- Charlie (if you're going down this path, call your kid Charles for fucks sake!)
- Chase
- Christian
- Darcy
- Deshaun
- Eli
- Felix
- Finn
- Harrison
- Hunter
- Jackson
- Jamie (Jamie is a nickname, call your kids James!)
- Jasper
- Jayden
- Jett
- Kai
- Kaiden
- Logan
- Mason
- Oscar
- Phoenix
- Preston
- Rex
- Tobin
- Torbin
- Tyler
- Tyson
- Tyrone (If your name starts with "Ty", you will probably do jail time)
- Sebastian
- Vincent
GIRLS
- Addison
- Aleisha
- Alyssa
- Apple
- Bella
- Kayla
- Keisha
- Kiara
- Layla
- Lily
- Mackenzie
- Maddison
- Matilda
- Mikayla
- Nevaeh
- Poppy
- Riley
- Rose
- Ruby
- Savannah
- Sienna
- Skye
- Summmer
- Willow
- Zali
- Zara
If you have a baby name that you hate, let me know. If I think it sucks, I'll add it to the list.
