Friday, May 6, 2011

Skinny Jeans

If you are male and wearing skinny jeans right now, I have one question for you: How long have you been gay for? Not that there is anything wrong with being of the homosexual ilk, but come on boys, you're sending out the wrong signals here!

Forget v-neck shirts and emo-bangs, nothing can turn a man from burly to girlie like a pair of skinny jeans. Where did allegedly straight men get the idea that wearing tight, arse hugging women's pants was a good look? Showing off your little chicken legs isn't too impressive.

I can't imagine that the whole thing is too kind to the reproductive system either. But that could be a good thing, because it's probably for the best that these "men" don't contribute offspring to interfere with the gene pool.

Give your balls a break and go buy some real pants!

1 comment:

  1. You should extend an exception to people involved in hard rock, hair metal or british camp rock. Their music replaces the need a reproductive system. I've seen women become pregnant at Bon Jovi I SWEAR!

    Yacht rock, prog, psych, math, emo, scarf rock need battons to the head.